Double Feature!!
UNDERTALE MEMORIES
Like, the DAY after I started conceptualizing this post, Tony came out with this. What the fuck. I woke up, immediately picked up my phone, (unhealthy behaviour but shut up TwT) and checked discord. I'd gotten a ping for this out-of-the-blue new website for UT's 10th anniversary. My hands were shaking so damn bad, not just because I'd woken up less than a minute prior, but because I WAS THERE FOR THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY STUFF. It's still crazy. I wrote out a message: "Papyrus was my queer awakening. Alphys inspired me to be true to myself. Asriel made me cry. I learnt to chreish my friends. I would not be where I am today without UNDERTALE. <3". I tried to recolor Alphys to be yellow, even though the color didn't fit, and I overcolored a little bit. I was so insane over this. Literally. I kept checking twt and discord for people's submissions, and God, were people so affected by this game. Me included. So many people wouldn't be here without UTDR. vuovouczkcozfzifuogo I kept rewriting it throughout the day, and my final answer, 5 hours before submissions were closed, was, "Papyrus was my queer awakening. Alphys inspired me to be true to myself. Asriel made me cry. I learnt to cherish my friends. I would not be where I am today without UNDERTALE. <3". My final portrait was Alphys's with text (on the portrait) saying, "I LOVE TRANS ROBOTS," bidding farewell to Cheeto Alphys and Piss Alphys (lovingly named by Krisellecord and GarlicDog respectively). I'm still so insane over this. The echo flower imagery too oughhh I can only imagine what the Tony Team are planning.
Back to your regularly scheduled programming...
SHIPPING
SEAVIL
Screaming crying and shitting. Seam misses Jevil soooooo baddddddddddddd they can't stop thinking about himmmmmmmmmmmm. I just KNOW that that fucking Jevilstail is shaking when he's near Seam's shop. AND IT DRIVES ME MAD. That They've both changed so much, that a reunion just isn't possible anymore. I wanna explode!!!!!!!! It's just Spamtenna but both parties are hot as hell. Urghhh I love past tense yaoi but nncjfkd9iejdpfogkfnf can't it be present tense too........ At least fan content will satiate me for the time being (forever). Still thinking about Seam's post-Jevil dialogue in Chapter 1. About King's Jevil dialogue in Chapter 4. About Seam's dialogue about us being more insane than that Jester. I miss my wife (Seam) so bad already. Sighs nonchalantly
FRIERAM
Somebody on twt made a post telling people they'd be a banger ship and oh my god. They were cooking. I think the first FRIERAM art i saw was eelswsho's? Probably. They're peak yuriiiiii (she/it/fae ERAM and mirror pronouns FRIEND)
Sorry I was eating Nutella. ANYWAY YEAH. Girl ERAM is so so so cool and I've already talked about it before but like ourghhh I love faer so much. She's actually so pretty and gay and trans and ragebaity and such. FRIEND doesn't need explanation they're just that cool... Literally all of the anthro FRIEND designs are so beautiful and they're such an evil little gay feller. I absolutely LOVE how everyone agreed he's a fatass (I'm not fatphobic I just hate FRIEND and hope they explode). I love yuri... Please check out these pieces of arttt they're rly cool one (not FRIERAM but it countss) two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven. Yeah!! Love the Holidays and Dreemurrs and them always getting shipped together LMAO. And it's always peak yuri... (I don't care that much for Asgorudy sorry)
MIKES
When I first saw Battat, I was kinda bummed out he wasn't the hot cat I imagined MIKE to be. And I was really fucking stupid so I didn't talk to him and didn't see the Friend Inside Me reference >:( After seeing all the fan content though, I started to really like Battat and his really stupid and gay dialogue. Mostly due to this person's silly little posts. He's such a dork!!! And also really ugly oh my God. His thinking pose. Battenna is so peak!! Especially when it's doomed. Already said this in my ship thread on twt but I think Tenna would finally move on from Spamton and confess to Battat, but he runs away bc he's afraid of Tenna only loving this persona he puts on and not loving his true self and runs off awkwardly... Laughs evilly. Also the MIKE polycule is a great idea. They're all so cute actually. Grippins (saw this in a twt poll LOL) is the cactus of the group, Jongler gives all the attention, and Pluey loves receiving attention. Grippins does too but pretends not to bc of the aforementioned cactus-like qualities he shows. And the happy Pippins/Zapper/Shadowguy sprites are literally so cute... Ashdhshahaoosodjf. I can't really explain this so I'll just link more tweets... Make sure to support them!! They're great!! 1 over 2 2 over 2 two three four five MHM. Love them <3
DESSRIEL
Oh My God Please Look At This It's So Peak
NON-RELATIONSHIP RELATED
The Seavil section was pretty short but I'm making up for it by gushing about them individually. This section'll be mostly about crushes, chars that give me envy, and the platonic/familial relationships I really like n stuff. Probably gonna be the longest by far, which is the theme for this blog post that nobody's gonna read (if you are please tell me ^^;;).
CRUSHES
I don't remember if I talked about this in my June post but I'll talk about it again I guess!! Kind of, at least? Like, it'll be more of a synonypsis. OK. So, I really really liked Swatch when I replayed Chapter 2 (please don't mind the inconsistent capitalization X3), and I crushed over him really hard. Then I played the new chapters, and he had cat ears. Hell yeah!!!!!! He is so pretty :3333 #ThankYouTasqueManager2025 also #ThankYouReigo2025 !! More of Swatch in the next section... And, speaking of Tasque Manager, Nelnal's art of her is so cute!! She's actually so awesome and I love her so much. She's just like Franziska... Who I SOMEHOW haven't talked about. She's literally me. I use my headphones as whips because I'm inspired by Franziska. And I also loved Tasque Manager when I was 10... I love blue women who are orderly and use whips. :D ALSO I LOVE THE NEW ALICE IN WONDERLAND FRANMAYA STUFF. Peak.
GENDER ENVY
I am a non-binary transbian, so a lot of my gender envy targets are women. Like Maya, Franziska, Mia, Tasque Manager, Noelle, Susie, Toriel, and even GladOS (okay, Aubrey...). But as of May of last year, I've been way more experimental with my gender (and presentation) and sexuality, so I've found myself a lot more envious. Unfloortunate!! I saw this art, and oh my gosh, I wanna look like that so bad. Like, making myself a sona would be an insane feat, I switch up between my favorite stuff 90 times a day. But I'm always a bird lover. I love birds so much!!!!!! I love Swatch!!! They are so cool and pretty Yea,h. Continuing my journey into realising I really like being gnc, Shuttah! Somehow. Look, this drawing, was so damn good. Like, it's so goals here. Take a look. I heart being non-binary and slaying.
I'm also a huge fan of cats [As you have probably seen XP). Next on the nonbinary jealousy list is Seam...... They're purple and knowledgeable and a magician and wise and a faggot (AFFECTIONATE) and hot. What's more to say? Urghh I just love their design so much and their facial expressions and animations and their nihilism like OMG I don't think I'll ever stop loving them. They're my wife forever. Sorry Jevil. Speaking of him, I'm not immune to Jevil propaganda. I also find him hot and adore his expressions and his gambling addiction (I do not endorse gambling) and his faggotry and his speech quirk yeahhhhh. He's cool! I heart fatboys & fattheys & fatgirls & fatalls & all really pretty people :D
PLATONIC/FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIPS (LONG)
WATTERSONS
Just watched the first two episodes of TWWOG so I'm adding them in here. I love all of them so much!! Darwin's non-immunity to propaganda, Gumball...'s being bisexual, I guess??? I have no idea how to collect my thoughts on him other than "I like him," Richard's being really stupid, Nicole's being really cool and a good mom and really overworked and non-immunity to propaganda, Anais's (somewhat) logical thought processes and violent tendencies (trying to kill her brothers as a toddler), I really like all of them!! Might make a proper blog post on the show once I'm done :P
FEY CLAN
*Mostly about Pearl and Maya and Maya and Mia. I can't imagine being Maya. Like, your sister invites you to her legal office to eat like burgers or something, but when you come in, all the lights are out. And you find her corpse, against the wall, and you're immediately accused of killing her. I still have no clue how she handled all the shit she got. Like, she explains it in 3-5, but who taught her that. Was it Mia after their mom's disappearance :(((((((( oh no......... And then like, a year after she deals with that, she's accused of murder AGAIN (happens 4 times in the series btw like why?????) and her aunt is an accomplice. And she has to just explain that to her 8 year old cousin. Like what the heck!! That's so damaging to go through, and I get an explanation is necessary, but still. Yeah. Also Mia and Maya's reunion... :((( Then, in 3-5, Pearl explains she got a note from her mother, and later, we find out it was part of a set of preperations to kill Maya. Her OWN MOTHER, used her to try to kill her cousin. Thankfully Elise Deauxnim (good person flawed mother) chanelled Dahlia first. Pearl was so traumatized by the end, like, oh my God, but Maya comforted her. :D They're really important to me. Also, technically familial—Dahlia and Mia—love their rivarly. I don't really like how the game flip-flopped between saying Dahlia was broken from the start and saying it was because of her circumstances. I agree with Iris. It's definitely the latter. Like, having a shitty dad who didn't care for you at all, and having your tutor fucking groom you, like. Come on. Sucks.
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Ryunosuke encouraging Susato to continue with her work and affirming she's the best judicial assistant in the world instead of abandoning it all and leaving feeling like she's worthless... I love them so muchh and Iris calling the 3 of them siblingssssss and them all helping each other get through rough patches in their livessssss Herlock and Yuujin being wise gay men to their daughters and woke dog.... Hell yeah... PLUS Kazuma's dialogue to Ryunosuke at the end of TGAA2... (in a platonic context, I'm not talking about Asoryuu here) Iris' speech....... ......... This game is so important to me GO PLAY IT IF YOU HAVEN'T. PLEASE. This section is short but I care about them so much. Explodes into 9 pieces of varying shapes and sizes
SCIENCEPEOPLES
Why does Sans (capitalizing his name feels wrong to me LOL) say that. Why does he talk about there being dogs in the Lab. What the fuck is wrong with him. Them knowing each other in the True Pacifist epipogue and Sans's knowledge of science and spacetime and sharing Alphys's interest in alternate universes. Like. They are such besties actually. I love them!! Mostly thanks to this person's art and Queen Alphys Ending AU (Agrotale). Like, Sans pretending he's okay and helping Alphys all the time but he just... breaks eventually and Alphys comforts him and it's like so cool actually I love them. They probably ragebait each other so damn much but Alphys never seems to succeed, while Sans teases her about her cube bed or something and wins. They r so pawesome
DESS & NOELLE
https://toby.fangamer.com/snowman sobs and cries. They meant so much to each other, but all of that was just stripped away cruelly. Ts sucks ass!!!!! We're all killing Tony for this. "I just wanted to hear it again," WHY DID HE WRITE THAT. I'm suffering. Dess is even watching Noelle in her room in Chapter 2. Like ughhhhhh please Dess lock in and talk to your sister. I don't care if you're a shadow goop creature now JUST DO IT. The ICE-E blog posts too... Dess did all of that for her probably, since she was like 6. Ughhhh AND. On top of all that, there's this fuckass audio file. That plays in deltarune.com/chaper5 after you click on the moderately sized 5. The page is obviously about the Weird Route, (Chapter 2 is d.ogg, a portion of 'Raise Up Your Bat' that plays when noelle realizes we'll freeze Berdly. Might stand for dess.ogg. Chapter 3 is the Sword Route blip, and that route hints towards Weird Route. Chapter 4 has files labeled m.ogg and e.ogg (Me) in a keyboard layout that spell "Thank you" and led to the "How long did it take her to smile?" page, now closed. Relating to the Weird Route scene in Noelle's room and when we wonder how Noelle's doing when Ralsei asks us to think about someone.) But the one for Chapter 5 drives me insane. It's titled h.ogg (Holiday?) and is an acoustic guitar version of Hometown's theme. Guitar. A guitar. Is the Knight going to confront us about Weird Route????? Am I insane??? Will this play in Hometown?? When?? What the hell are we going to in Chapter 5??? Oh my gosh. akidivjdnfkvo9vjf
KRIS & DESS
THE WAY THEIR GUILT MANIFESTS AS DESS OHMG